I misspelled Dork for a reason. A friend I have staying here expected a package. I found something on my door, one of those door hanger signs. I wondered if it had a delivery notification or something, but since neither of us can see we couldn’t read the print. It turned out it said “Vote Obama.” I found out when my cleaning lady arrived today and greeted me with: “So, I see you’re voting Obama.” “What?!” I reacted as though someone had splashed acid in my face. So there you go. It just bothers me that I couldn’t read it, and I had it on my door for at least a day. I ripped it up, and threw it in the trash, where it belonged. Yes, the Obama zombies have come out!
Obama Doork
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