I live in Philadelphia, and the Phillies just won the World Series in game five.
And this matters why? I DO NOT CARE! It affects nothing! Bread and circus! Yeehaw! Who cares! Wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Go Phillies! I only care because now they will stop preempting the Simpsons. I guess it does the city some good to win it, and I hope people feel good, but…….. IT DOES NOT MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have an election in less than a week. Does that matter as little, thanks to electronic voting? Has everything become reduced to a sporting event to pacify the commoners? I hope not! Go Phillies!
By the way, I turned on the radio, and the Mayor announced that they will have a Parade on Friday, and have a Press Conference about that Tomorrow! Wooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So so important. I need a woman.
