RubyMotion, the Apple Watch, and Accessibility

Check out this talk I gave at Philly Cocoa, a meetup for Mac and iOS programmers. It covers what we know about Apple Watch’s accessibility (not much) and shows how to build an Apple Watch extension in RubyMotion. For more information check out Apple’s WKInterfaceObject reference. I also released a new version of Motion-Accessibility with initial WatchKit support.

Apple has created the first accessible wearable but has said nothing, preferring to talk about the beautiful gold color of their new laptop or how Tim Cook wishes someone would send him some heartbeats. They made quite a presentation of the health benefits the Apple Watch will bring, and I believe accessibility fits into this theme. Right now we have only rumor and reference. Hopefully all this will change shortly. I can hardly wait!

On The Pulse for a Second Time

At the end of 2013 I appeared on a radio show called The Pulse, which airs on WHYY. I really enjoyed the experience of broadcasting, and hoped one day to do it again. A few weeks ago a reporter from the Pulse named Todd Bookman contacted me and asked if I would like to participate in a piece about web accessibility. Of course I said yes. It airs on Friday, February 6 at 09:00 AM, in about seven hours from the time of publishing. You can always listen to it online.

Several factors gave the interview a strange feel. I didn’t want to mess with my Nest thermostat because the Nest app has marginal accessibility. Since I couldn’t turn off my loud heating, we had to conduct the interview in my bedroom with the door closed. I had just received some Gotu Kola extract, a nootropic which nourishes the brain. I took two drops a half hour before the interview, and it made me feel very focused and smart. I forgot how much I enjoyed this herb.

I just rambled on about the good old days when we used text for everything and how my Mom remembers buying my Apple II/e which still works and how much I miss the BBS scene oh and by the way Todd wrote a beautiful article about an old BBS. Then we got into the World Wide web with all of its clutter and confusion. I had to discuss a technical topic as non-technically as possible which I found challenging. Developers can use special tags to convey certain information to screen readers, such as an alt tag to describe an image. Use standard elements when possible then fall back on ARIA. Try navigating your site with a keyboard. Try a tool such as Wave from WebAIM. If you use RubyMotion then try my own gem Motion-Accessibility. Think about accessibility as early as possible in your project. Good standard advice.

He recorded over a half hour of audio. The final piece gets a lot of the good parts. He found a demo of the old Echo II which brought back of good memories on Twitter. Mom described hearing it as like hearing an old song, and I agree. It takes you back in the same way. On another interesting note, Angel, the stut from Overbrook, came on our touch tours at the Penn museum. Small world.

I feel honored that the Pulse chose me to appear for a second time. Perhaps this serves as the second step in my broadcasting career. If you’d like to learn more about accessibility, follow the links in this article, and if you need consulting work just ask! And again, you can listen to the piece here.

I Lived on Soylent for a Day

At the Indy Hall Fourth of July barbecue I heard about a drink called Soylent, an open source meal replacement. It takes its name from the movie Soylent Green, but unlike the movie this just has the raw ingredients a human needs to live. I have always wanted something like this so ordered some immediately. It finally arrived five and a half months later, so I decided to try living on it for a day. I felt amazing!

The summer seems so far away now. In the warm and wonderful sun the members of Indy hall and their friends and families gathered at Liberty Lands Park to celebrate the co-working space and the community around it. At some point I got into conversation with a guy named Keith. He told me of a drink invented by a Silicon Valey startup founder because he wanted to spend less time preparing and eating food. I’ve always fantasized about such a thing so became instantly interested. I also appreciated the irony of finding out about it at a barbecue, which had excellent vegetarian food by the way.

I remembered the product name because of the movie so looked it up when I got home. It looked legitimate. It also appealed to my open source nature. Making the formula available to all makes it better for everyone. It means that more experts can evaluate it. The whole project has the feel of a software project, with version numbers and a change log.

I ordered a week’s supply, consisting of seven bags of powder, seven bottles of oil, and a starter kit. The starter kit consists of a pitcher and a metal scoop. The web site gave me fair notice that it would take a long time to arrive, 4-6 months. I didn’t mind since I viewed it as an experiment. It arrived five and a half months later, but re-orders will come within 1-2 weeks.

I woke up with a headache. I felt nasty and had to host an accessibility party later that night. I just wanted to eat something bland that would get me feeling better. I received a notification that my package of Soylent had arrived, and sure enough I found it after all this time, and on the perfect day. It really doesn’t get any simpler to make. They provide a digital version of the booklet which they send, a plus for accessibility. The time had come.

To make soylent, just pour a bag of powder in the pitcher, fill mostly full with water, shake for thirty seconds, add the oil and top off with water, and shake for thirty more seconds. Done. You can also use the custom cup for a single serving. Just combine a cup of powder with a teaspoon and a half of oil and two cups of water. It all seemed too easy.

I decided to start with a single serving. I put a cup of Soylent V1.3 into a glass, added water and stirred, then used a measuring spoon to measure the oil and stirred it in. I let it chill in the fridge since it tastes better when cold. An hour later I tried it. It smelled and tasted like tapioca pudding. It had a slightly milky consistency because of the oil. It tasted neutral but good. I didn’t mind it at all.

I finished the glass and before I knew it I felt full. It didn’t feel fake, I felt really full. An hour later I had a little swig for the road. It hit my stomach and my body knew it had enough. I still felt a little weird, since I hadn’t eatn a hot meal. I hoped it would still effect me like one. At least my headache had mostly disappeared. I felt impressed enough to make the rest of the pitcher so I’d have it when I got home.

At the party I started greeting people and felt fine. I didn’t feel hungry or like I had missed a meal at all. In fact, I felt like I had eaten a rather large one. Several people brought food, but I didn’t feel like anything. I asked for a few desserts and snacks to nibble on. I started eating a cookie then realized that it felt painful. I had failed to take into account that Soylent would also take away my desire for dessert! I ate a chocolate candy and thought of that classic scene from Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life, where a fat guy orders and eats everything on a restaurant’s menu, then eats an after dinner mint and explodes. “It’s wafer thin!”

I came home a few hours later. The feeling of fullness had started wearing off, so I had half a glass, a snack’s worth. It hit me and again I felt really full. I didn’t need anything else the rest of the night. I went to bed feeling content. My stomach felt full and I had eaten nothing. How strange and wonderful.

The next day I woke up and still felt fine. I didn’t feel overly hungry or like I had done anything wrong. In fact I felt really good. I decided to carry on the experiment for a full day. I had a glass for my breakfast and another half a glass later in the afternoon. I didn’t feel hungry at all. I did feel a little bloated, but they warned this would happen at first due to getting a proper amount of fiber, something most of us eat too little of. Other then that i have no complaints. I do feel concerned that it contains GMOs, but hopefully they will address that.

I decided to end the experiment after a day. For dinner I had tempura tacos. I felt unusually sensitive to the fried food, though enjoyed it. It felt good to taste flavors again. Eating solid food felt like returning home from an alien world.

I love cooking and would never want to give that up. Food connects us to the Earth and to our humanity. Blue Apron has provided me with exotic dinners, and I’ve always enjoyed good breakfasts. Still, when I can’t prepare a quick healthy meal I will use this. Soylent doesn’t need to replace food, but it can provide a replacement when necessary. It tastes and feels man made, but it may save humanity. You can find more info at http://soylent.me.

Discordian Holyday Calendar

Discordians have their own wacky take on the Gregorian calendar with its own seasons and holydays. After I missed Afflux yesterday I decided to atone to Goddess by making a calendar with all of these sacred days of celebration so I would never forget one again.

You can use it in any program that supports the vCalendar format. To use it on your Mac:
Download the calendar
Open it. This will open the Calendar app.
When asked to select the calendar, choose Other and type in Discordian Holydays

Enjoy having ten (and in leap years eleven more excuses to party. Hail Eris, and Watch out for Saint Tib!
– Pope Augustus XXIII

CocoaLove

Last month I spoke at CocoaLove, a conference about people, not tech. After traveling so much it felt wonderful to speak at a local conference. It had the feel of a classy European conference with the convenience of not needing to travel there. I enjoyed speaking there and I hope it will inspire others to have more conferences in Philadelphia.
http://vimeo.com/111873645

The conference spanned three wonderful days. The opening keynote and banquette took place on the night of Friday, October 24. Mike Zornek, the head of Philly Cocoa, gave a great keynote about mentoring. Meanwhile I ate pasta and took in the good vibes. They chose the Chemical Heritage Foundation for their venue, a museum and hall. People had come from all over the country and a few even came internationally to Philadelphia. Everything felt wonderful. After it ended I just took an Uber back home. Excellent!

The next day I got up, ate breakfast, and took an Uber back there. I really liked having a conference locally. I would speak in the morning, and arrived shortly before my time. The non-technical format made my talk about accessibility very accessible. The crowd also felt very receptive. See it for yourself.

I got my adrenaline rush after I finished which always happens, so couldn’t focus too much on the other talks. I enjoyed them though, and I encourage you to check them out. All the non-technical topics began to blend together into an intellectual pillow. It all seemed to boil down to the Reiki precepts, which I will reproduce below.

For today only:
Do not anger
Do not worry
Be humble
Be honest in your work
Be compassionate to yourself and others

I took an Uber back home, ate dinner, and took a power nap. I loved that I could do this. Eventually I made it to the after party at Frankfort Hall. I had good conversations with people from Downcast, Mint, and the Omni Group. A guy asked me about Apple Maps. When he persisted I asked if he had an interest in cartography, and he explained that he works for Apple and used to work on Apple Maps but has since moved to the Apple Watch, which as I recently detailed will have accessibility. You just never know!

The next day they had a walking tour of the Constitution Center. I could not go because I had to have a meeting about the Map4Access Project. Also, eating cheesesteaks doesn’t do anything for me, a vegetarian. I hope everyone had fun though.

CocoaLove began as a few people talking after a meeting of Philly Cocoa. Curtis and the others had no experience running a conference and made it happen smoothly. The site already hints at CocoaLove 2015 and I can’t wait! I have told other conference organizers to consider Philadelphia. Perhaps they will begin taking my suggestion more seriously now. We have great venues, wonderful history, and from what I understand a small conference doesn’t cost a prohibitive amount. See you next year in Philly!